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a drunkard 酒鬼
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a drunkard
a drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and
asked,"what are you doing with the pig?"
the new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.
"i was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.
酒鬼
在酒吧间，有一个酒鬼看见一个人腋下夹着一只鸭子走了进来，便问：“你和猪在一起干什么？”
新进来的人说是鸭子，而不是猪。
“我在和鸭子说话，不是和你说话。”酒鬼回答说。
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best way 最好的办法
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best way
mary loved tom, but she worried about all the
money he squandered when they went out together."how can i stop tom
from spending so much money on me?"she asked her mother.
"marry me!"
最好的办法
玛丽很爱汤姆，但是她对他们一起出去时，汤姆所有乱花的钱很发愁。“我怎么做才能阻止汤姆在我身上花那么多的钱呢？”她问她妈妈。
“嫁给他。”
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